The Countess of Cleavage

Joana is responsible for a lot of wood and many loads lost. Finding her was one of the greatest events in big-bust history. That she stays active in front of the camera is a testament to her longevity and how well she takes care of herself. A New Ager, Joana lives a healthy lifestyle; not austere but very holistic. ""I am a vegetarian,"" Joana said. ""I like mushrooms. I don't eat any meat. My meat is mushrooms. Maybe fish and eggs. This goes together with my spiritual life. I meditate and do Yoga. I practice Tantric Yoga also."" That doesn't mean Joana lives an ascetic lifestyle. ""I go to clubs with friends. I like a lot of different music. I like dance music. 1960s music. Old music. I like disco. I like to dance, but I have to be careful about what kind of dancing I do because my big breasts bounce all over the place!"" One day, we've got to see Joana dance. Without any clothing on.